OVERVIEW
| Youngest | Oldest | Average Age | Score Potential |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rhod Gilbert (55) | William Daniels (96) | 85.9 | 283 |
CELEBRITIES
| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Frank Caprio | The coolest judge on the internet | 11/24/1936 | 87 | 13 | |
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Tom Skerritt | The go to for a man's man in most movies | 8/25/1933 | 90 | 10 | |
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Robert Crumb | LSD inspired comics | 8/30/1943 | 80 | 20 | |
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Maggie Smith | Old broad from Harry Potter | 12/28/1934 | 89 | 11 |
9/27/2024 |
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Anita Bryant | Homophobic twat | 3/25/1940 | 84 | 16 |
12/16/2024 |
|
Dr. Ruth | She wants to help you get better boners | 6/4/1928 | 96 | 4 |
7/13/2024 |
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Sepp Blatter | Corrupt FIFA official | 3/10/1936 | 88 | 12 | |
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William Daniels | Knight Rider | 3/31/1927 | 97 | 3 | |
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Michael Ironside | THE 80s action hero | 2/12/1950 | 74 | 26 | |
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Barbara Eden | Responsible for many first boners in the 60s and 70s | 8/23/1931 | 92 | 8 | |
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Rhod Gilbert | Welsh Comic | 10/18/1968 | 55 | 45 | |
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Donald Sutherland | President Snow | 7/17/1935 | 88 | 12 |
6/20/2024 |
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Robert Wagner | Hart to Hart | 2/10/1930 | 94 | 6 | |
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Sophia Loren | Italian bombshell | 9/20/1934 | 89 | 11 | |
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Robert Duvall | "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." | 1/5/1931 | 93 | 7 | |
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Sally Jesse Raphael | She and Phil Donahue have been plotting against Oprah for years | 2/25/1935 | 89 | 11 | |
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Pete Rose | Good ball player, lousy gambler | 4/14/1941 | 83 | 17 |
9/30/2024 |
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Lance Henriksen | Science fiction and horror staple | 5/5/1940 | 84 | 16 | |
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Lenny Moore | NFL Hall of Famer | 11/25/1933 | 90 | 10 | |
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Ian McKellen | Gandalf and Magneto | 5/25/1939 | 85 | 15 |